So how much was Sparlock say $60 bucks at least at Toy R Us! I can't believe a "friend" would give a Witness kid such a gift. And throwing it out...priceless!
Witness 007
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Has anybody given any thought for Calebs freind ?
by smiddy inafter all, this unidentified freind of caleb gives him a toy, which calebs mom finds objectionable , shouldn`t she just have said to caleb ,give it back to your freind ?
and not dump it in the trash can ?
what sort of a message does that send to caleb (or any other children who watch this video ) calebs mom should have acknowledged that his freind gave him a present, and it should be appreciated , not to disrespectfully throw it away in the trash can with no thought to the giver of the present.. smiddy.
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Dumbest crazy YEARBOOK experience ever...talking demonic snake silenced by Witness!!
by Witness 007 ini loved reading the yearbook each year as soon as it came out....lots of encouraging experiences and they were all true of course, like this one from africa..... yearbook 1967 p.105 "a large crowd was following a man who had a talking serpent {like the muppets}...the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foreign tongues {college educated maybe}....a brother passing by went into the house, as soon as he did the serpent stopped talking.
the man cried out "a magican has entered the room.
" the brother asked the man "is that a serpent or a demon that has spoken to you?...not one serpent has ever spoken except the one in the garden of eden"...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the house....he was anxious later to get some literature....".
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I Loved reading the Yearbook each year as soon as it came out....lots of encouraging experiences and they were ALL TRUE of course, like this one from Africa....
Yearbook 1967 p.105 "A large crowd was following a man who had a talking serpent {like the Muppets}...the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foreign tongues {college educated maybe}....a brother passing by went into the house, as soon as he did the serpent stopped talking. The man cried out "A Magican has entered the room." The brother asked the man "Is that a serpent or a demon that has spoken to you?...not one serpent has ever spoken except the one in the garden of Eden"...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the house....he was anxious later to get some literature...."
I've seen some whoppers before but how did this "experience" pass the Bethelite bullcrap detector in 1967????
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Witchtower HQs GB enjoys 100% total information control over the rank and file,thus they FEAR the INTERNET!
by witchtowerwitch inwhen any group like religious ones tells their members that they are not allowed to question their authority and directives and infomation / teachings ,.......................then red flags should pop up all over town people,and this signals a cult or cult like practices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!espcially when the gb tell jws that they are not allowed to surf the internet freely,then they have something to hide from ok,and what their hiding from is 130 years of lies and false prophecies and tons of corruptions in their little shop of horrors down there in nyc,,,hehehe lol,,,but it's not so funny people!anyone can easily read all about the trash that comes from this mind control cult!.
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Witness 007
Apostate websites are full of lairs why hate field service, want higher positions for themselves, and want to return to christendom....etc etc.
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Awake 1980 watching "The Exorcist" caused demonic attacks + Murders!!! And bible studies were started!
by Witness 007 inawake 1980 12/08 p.11 the exorcist -"many reports are on file {where at bethel?
} of the adverse effects it had on those who saw it.
mureen was an atheist...after seeing the film i knew something was happening to me, i was shaking all over....i knew there was something in the house as i could feel it with me wherever i went....i knew of a family of jehovah's witnesses near by so i jumped at the chance to study with them.... awake 7/22 p.31when the motion picture "exorcist 2 was show on u.s television, a mother and her 4 year old daughter in whitchita falls texas watched it together...one scene is said to contain cutting out of a girls heart to get rid of the demon.
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Awake 1980 12/08 P.11 The Exorcist -"MANY REPORTS are on file {Where at Bethel?} of the adverse effects it had on those who saw it. Mureen was an Atheist...after seeing the film I knew something was happening to me, I was shaking all over....I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE HOUSE AS I COULD FEEL IT WITH ME WHEREVER I WENT....I knew of a family of Jehovah's Witnesses near by so I jumped at the chance to study with them...
Awake 7/22 P.31When the motion picture "Exorcist 2 was show on U.S Television, a mother and her 4 year old daughter in Whitchita Falls Texas watched it together...one scene is said to contain cutting out of a girls heart to get rid of the demon. The little girl in Texas was found murdered in the same fashion. Her mother was charged with the murder..."
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Pit Bulls - My Version of Sparlock
by skeeter1 insparlock is about a mother who has a fundamental disagreement with the child about a toy.
the mother believes, rightly or wrongly, that the toy is a huge threat to the boy's life.
here, i have been laughing at the sparlock video.
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Witness 007
Pit bulls jaws of steel, bred to be agressive REAL threat to life.
Spurlock- Made of plastic threat factor zero.
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Which bible book is the closest to the feel of the Awake!
by mP inwe all know that wts literacy is based on the bible, thus im trying to figure out which bible book the awake mag reads most like.
i would say that the w!
is probably the book of revelation..
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Witness 007
Isn't Awake from 1930-1989 was soo out there like pluto.....organ transplants are canibalism....hearts store our feelings...aliminium is poison. Demons are everyehere.....it was written by nut jobs!
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Which bible book is the closest to the feel of the Awake!
by mP inwe all know that wts literacy is based on the bible, thus im trying to figure out which bible book the awake mag reads most like.
i would say that the w!
is probably the book of revelation..
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Witness 007
Song of Solomon?..........nice!
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New Sparlock (TM) action figure collectibles? Ideas.
by AnnOMaly insparlocktm can't be on his own.
he needs some wizardy comrades, right?
sherlock - the logical one with an inbuilt bs meter;.
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Witness 007
We should all invest and get Peter Jackson to direct a Sparlock "Lord of the Rings" type Movie.
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Sparlock Video Part 2 Later Mom gets in trouble for wearing her pants to the Meeting!!!
by Witness 007 inin the video you see his arrogant mom wearing pants around the house.....well later that sunday distracted by the days events, she went to the meeting in pants and was pulled over by two elders in the hall library!!!!.
elder brownose: "hello sister thanks for meeting us.".
calebs mom: "oh what a great talk you gave today.
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In the video you see his arrogant mom wearing pants around the house.....well later that Sunday distracted by the days events, she went to the meeting in pants and was pulled over by two Elders in the HALL LIBRARY!!!!
Elder Brownose: "Hello Sister thanks for Meeting us."
Calebs Mom: "Oh what a great Talk you gave today. Wasn't the Watchtower study encouraging?" She smiles and wriggles in her seat.
Elder Wannbe : "Yes well ummm what ummm.....are you wearing today there, Sister are they umm pants?" He cringes and frowns.
Calebs Mom: "Ohh....I just didn't have time to change, it's a pants suit given to me by a friend who had grown out of them..." Smiles cheerily.
Elder Brownose: "Now Sister, WHO likes Pants for sisters......Jehovah......or Satan?"
Calebs Mom: "Well........{bows her head low}.......I guess Satan."
Elder Wannabe: "Yes Sister good, so you don't wanna make Jehovah sad do you?" {She shakes her head slowly} ...good so what should we do with the pants?........
{They march around to the Kingdom hall rubbish bin as she removes the pants and throws them in, walking home in her underwear}
Caleb turn to his Mom points and says: Haaaaa Haaaaa!"
As she gets to her front door she see's the rubbish bin and remembers Sparlock. "Oh my God!.....what are we doing in this religion?.....this is crazy!...all these rule and regulations......NO MORE!" She grabs Sparlock from the bin and hands him back to Caleb. "You can have your toy darling, and don't let anyone tell you that you can't!" Caleb smiles a big smile and inside as his mom gets dressed he winks at his new best friend Sparlock the Warrior wizard. And you know what boys and girls......Sparlock winked right back at him, and they lived happily ever after!......except his mom was disfellowshiped for refusing to wear anything but pants 24 hours a day.
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Just "discovered" sweet potatoes and yams
by compound complex insweet potato was already an important crop on pacific islands when europeans landed on the islands: easter island (roggeveen, 1722), new zealand (cook, 1769), and the hawaiian islands (cook, 1778).
sweet potato, known as kumara, was a staple in the diet of the maoris of new zealand; interestingly, the name kumar is used for this plant in peru!
rongo ma-tane, a maori god, protects this plant; a buried tuber is powerful enough to cause enemy to go mad and run away.. http://mrbrownthumb.blogspot.com/2007/11/storing-sweet-potato-vine-tubers.html .
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Witness 007
They have more vitamins and less G.I then white potatoes and taste fantastic....bake with a sliced onion and some garlic cloves. mmmmmm!